What are some of the funny stories you tell about your children?
February 23rd, 2010 | 
Author: I like to tell people about how I found my two year old changing her new baby sister’s nappy. Having children has made me appreciate other people’s stories and I would like to hear some of yours
My oldest son Ehren used to be scared of storms (No one else in the house is) So I took him in my lap and explained one night what storms were had a picture book and everything about a week later we had another storm and yet another cry and screaming and clingy for dear life to us. Well this upset me and made me tell my son what my mother and my Oma told me. I explained to him about God being in the sky (We have done the whole where does God live and he answers and points to IN THE SKY" So I got out a picture book of angels and told my son when it rains it’s the angels bowling and when the don’t get a strike they cry. And when you hear thunder or see lightening that is where they made a strike and knocked all the pins down. To my suprise this made him happy and not scared he’d ask my family about the angels bowling and my mother laughed and told him that Yes they were bowling. So did Oma. He then proceed to explain to my 20 month old about God being in the sky. One night we were watch a movie and my oldest son went to hold my youngest son and he kiss his cheek knowing that the baby didn’t understand about stroms yet. He told my baby about God and the angels bowling and when a crash or the room would light up with lightening he would cheer and say STRIKE! lol. So now my baby laughs when stormy weather is out and they both get excited instead of fear storms. 
Children are a blessing.
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My daughter was born with some really good bowels…she pooped about 3 min after birth. I found out exactly how good when she was about a month old. I was changing her diaper and had her bottom lifted up wiping her back side. All of a sudden there was a yellowish brown spray accompanied by a fart. I had crap from my knee to my chin. It was so gross.
A week later she did the same thing but I wasn’t directly in the line of fire, she did the fart poo and peed at the same time up the back of the couch. I have always changed her on the couch, it is just easier for me. This has only happened a few times but when she does it as you can see, she does it well.
She is two now and I don’t see that really anymore. The other day I was running her bath and when I took her diaper off she peed halfway across the bathroom at the very moment I threw the diaper into the trash can…nothing to catch the pee with. Fortunately she missed me.
She also walks around in whatever shoes she can find around the house. The cutest one was when she put on her daddies work boots, they came all the way up to her crotch and she couldn’t even lift them up. She fell on her bottom trying to get the off since she couldn’t step that high getting out of them for some reason.
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my baby girl got in trouble playing in the dishwasher today (she’s 18mths), so i yelled at her a little, at that point she stormed off reached her bedroom door turned around and yelled some babble at me and slammed her door. i guess she has been spending too much time with her 10 yr old sister. lol.
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My 5 and 3-year old daughters were busy making mud pies. The younger one, glancing at her muddy clothes and skin, stopped and said, "Cindy, let’s not get too dirty…Mama will make us wash up with soap!"
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today my two year old put on his daddy’s work boots and cap. Then he pick up my husbands backpack, gave me a kiss and said bye. My three year old asked if he was going to the mustin (the ship my hubby works on) it was soooooooooo cute. I had to call daddy and let him know.
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My oldest son Ehren used to be scared of storms (No one else in the house is) So I took him in my lap and explained one night what storms were had a picture book and everything about a week later we had another storm and yet another cry and screaming and clingy for dear life to us. Well this upset me and made me tell my son what my mother and my Oma told me. I explained to him about God being in the sky (We have done the whole where does God live and he answers and points to IN THE SKY" So I got out a picture book of angels and told my son when it rains it’s the angels bowling and when the don’t get a strike they cry. And when you hear thunder or see lightening that is where they made a strike and knocked all the pins down. To my suprise this made him happy and not scared he’d ask my family about the angels bowling and my mother laughed and told him that Yes they were bowling. So did Oma. He then proceed to explain to my 20 month old about God being in the sky. One night we were watch a movie and my oldest son went to hold my youngest son and he kiss his cheek knowing that the baby didn’t understand about stroms yet. He told my baby about God and the angels bowling and when a crash or the room would light up with lightening he would cheer and say STRIKE! lol. So now my baby laughs when stormy weather is out and they both get excited instead of fear storms.
Children are a blessing.
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When my son (now 5 ) was 3 and wearing pull-ups, We were in the bathroom so he could go (it was morning). As he was finishing, the phone rang. I told him to put a new one, wash his hands, and come into the living room while I was answering the phone. Well he did come out. Pull-up on his head and naked.
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About a month ago my 3 yr old was constipated. She screamed like the devel when she had to go and would come crying that she didn’t want to let the poop out. So we got som miralax from the pahrmacy which fixed the problem and now every time she goes she comes screaming to me, Mommy I let the poop out. I did it all by myself see and then she proceeds to turn around and show me her butt. No matter how many times she does it it is still hillarious.
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my mum loves to tell people how i coverd myself in sudacreme head to two when i was abt 2 or 3….took ages 2 get off apparently. y’kno those HUGE killer tubs? yup..one of them..in me hair, all ova me skin..looked like i had white face paint all over me body!!
dnt have any funny stories yet abt mine!! well…1st scan i swore blind it was a boy…turns out what i thought was a ’3rd leg’ was just her umbilcal cord!! ah well…i get 2 get loads of pinky stuff so its all gd!
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I tell about the time my kids were little and we went to Disney Land they were taking a bath together in the motel and started playing games like boys do and the oldest one was going to Fart in the youngest ones face and accidentally pooped instead. The youngest was laughing so hard he had tears coming down. The oldest was so embarrassed all he could do was get mad. They were pretty little, so it was really kind of funny.
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