What are some embarrassing/funny things that your kids have done?
February 7th, 2010 | 
Author: I am really bored and I love little kids, so tell me: what is the funniest and/or most embarrassing thing your child has ever done?
We were at a Chinese restaurant one night and this little Chinese lady came over to clear our table off as we were leaving and said "Thank you … Bye Bye".
Well my 5 year old niece turns around .. looks this lady in the face and says… " Oh.. Ching Chang Chong!!! "
I ABOUT DIED!!!! I had NO IDEA where she had heard such a thing.. but I thought for sure I was going to faint right there in the restaurant.
I didn’t know if I should be mad at her or if I should laugh because it was kinda cute and funny.
the lady at the restaurant started laughing saying "Oh she’s cute" … and all I wanted to do was crawl into a hole and die!!!!! lol
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1. My son was potty training a little before he turned 2. He was used to us checking his pants and asking if he had gone potty. One day, he and I were standing in the middle of a line at a store. He grabbed the top of my jeans, tried to peek down them, and loudly asked, "Mommy, did you poop?"
2. Another potty story: at the beginning of preschool this year, he proudly bragged to his class, "MY daddy can go potty standing up!" Apparently, that’s a huge accomplishment to a three – year – old. Hubby was really embarrassed when he found out, but I found it hilarious.
3. On the subway one day, he pointed to a rather homely woman and loudly asked, "Mom, is that a man or a lady?" Needless to say, we got off at the next stop.
4. My son has an incredible memory. He recently saw one of my mother – in – laws friends, whom he hadn’t seen since he was about 18 months old. He remembered her right away, and gleefully exclaimed, "Oh, Ms. H., you got older!" I wanted to crawl under the table, but I had a good laugh that night when we were at home.
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My daughter is 16 months and nursing. One of her favorite things when she’s getting hungry is to pull my shirt WAY down and dive her head on my cleavage! Thank God I wear a bra, or she would have flashed my breasts to the world numerous times.
She loves to share her food, with us, the dogs, and even strangers. Although besides the dogs I’m not sure who is that into soggy Cheerios…
She also sits on our dogs and bounces up and down. They just love her. She’ll even do a full on body launch onto them!
Kids!
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We were at a Chinese restaurant one night and this little Chinese lady came over to clear our table off as we were leaving and said "Thank you … Bye Bye".
Well my 5 year old niece turns around .. looks this lady in the face and says… " Oh.. Ching Chang Chong!!! "
I ABOUT DIED!!!! I had NO IDEA where she had heard such a thing.. but I thought for sure I was going to faint right there in the restaurant.
I didn’t know if I should be mad at her or if I should laugh because it was kinda cute and funny.
the lady at the restaurant started laughing saying "Oh she’s cute" … and all I wanted to do was crawl into a hole and die!!!!! lol
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my kids got into a popcorn fight in the living room once. the ENTIRE bag of popcorn was emptied all over the room. I wanted to be mad, but they were having such a good time, that I couldn’t be mad. I ended up joining them throwing popcorn around!
of course, it wasnt so funny when it was time to clean up!! lol
one night my husband and i were commenting that we have been fortunate that our kids havent really done/said anything embarrassing. well, the very next day, we were in line at the groc store. my(then) 4yo said, very loudly, S H ! T . but i think that’s the only embarrassing thing i can remember!
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I was at the mall, and my son being the sweet little rascal he is was running around and trying very hard to touch the manikins.. I of course, never know what I am buying until I get home.. So, I went into Express there was a big manikin man, and my son knocked him down and the head just rolled down to the end of the store.. That was horrible.
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Well, I’m only 15 so I don’t have kids. But I can tell you some crazy stories about my brother when he was younger, and my cousins. When my brother was about 3, my dad used to have a pair of yellow boxers with smiley faces on them. One time, our family was walking through a store and my dad had wandered off, so as my brother looked for him he yelled out "Come here happy pants!!" my dad was so embarrassed. Another thing that my brother did, when he was younger, a very popular commercial on tv was the grey poupon commercial. http://youtube.com/watch?v=xDiyxGAAl1A so one time, my family was driving through Taco Bell. And as they drove out of the drive through area my brother BEGGED my parents to roll down his window, so they did. and he leaned out of his carseat as far as he could and said "Pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon" in his best British accent to the workers at the window. A few other things that my cousins have done… my little cousin one time called his mom fat (she’s not really) and when she asked what he meant, he patted her chest and said "Right here! You’re fatter than daddy!" lol. Those are just a few, I’ve got a big family, so the stories are endless haha. Hope you enjoyed these.
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Okay, well she is 6. she actually went up to my mother-inlaws Boob pulled down her shirt and sucked it!! She then said "Grandma i just sucked your BOOB, and it tasted reallly good." yeah so umm. I don’t know where she got that from, but it was imberrising!
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My child.
well we were teaching my 3 year old about how no one was allowed to touch her in certain places not that she was in danger just so she new to tell if anyone ever did well a few days later we were on the train and she turned to the old man next to her and said you cant touch my fanny i don’t no who was more imbarrest me or him my son when he was 3 i cut his hair and he looked at me and said i need a new mummy and i looked at him and said why and he said cos my dads going to kill you for giving him a bad haircut
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My breastfed two year old always comments in the bra aisle…"mommy…big boobie holders! They have milk." I just weaned her and had another baby so she is really fixated on breasts. She always has to have a hand down my shirt. It’s a little embarrassing.
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my friends and his kid were in a grocery store and he wouldn’t let her buy a certain juice, so she started crying and yelling
" you’re not my daddy!!!!"
he was mortified and the other customers were giving him dirty looks.
one time when i was 13 my mom had to bring my 4 yo brother to a conference with my teacher. she said "hello" and just as he went to reply with something similar, he accidentally burped. it was so loud you can not even imagine. i said we should take him to a doctor. it was embarrassing.
one time my daughter overheard me say my mother-in-law was being "b!tchy" and the next time we went to see my in-laws my mother-in-law said to the guys "why don’t me and rory go shopping while you all watch the game" my sweet little angel chimed in as loudly as she could "but mommy thinks that you are b!tchy!!" i could have died.
one time my younger brother said whats wrong with that man’s leg?? he was handicapped, and he heard it too.
it was actually really sad.
hope youve enjoyed
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My nephew fell in a pool not long ago after being told to stay away with his bike, he is 4. After the episode his mum asked him wat hed learned, he said…’I learned how to hold my breath mum’
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i had visitors and when one went to say hello to him he had pulled his nappy off and had pooh every where. hes only 13 and a half months old
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This is surley the topper. We brought my 2 1/2 year old daughter to a Japense resturant, you know ones with the huge tables where you sometimes sit with people you don’t know, and they cook in front of you. Anyway we were sitting with another family that happened to be Chinese. The cooks and staff were all Japense. She looks up at me and goes "Mommy, why is everyone’s eyes look like that?" and pulls her eyes to look Chinese. It was dead silent in the resturant for at least 1 minute. I was so embarrassed but it was very funny when we got home.
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I was tucking my three year old into bed. She hugged and kissed me and said good night. Then she asked me to turn on the "human-fire." I asked her to repeat herself a few times. "The human fire. I feel like I need the human fire tonight. (whining) Will you PLEASE fill up the human-fire?" It turned out that she wanted the humidifier turned on. Her nose was stuffy, so she wanted me to fill up her humidifier.
On numerous occasions during my husband’s deployment, my children (now four and two) spotted men in Army uniforms and ran to them, yelling "daddy!" We embarrassed several soldiers that way, including some who were out with their wives and children.
Supermom, your story takes the cake. I’m embarrassed for you just reading it. I would have died.
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my family and i were watching tv when my little brother (he was 4 at the time) stood up and said "im going for a walk around the block" and got one of his toy blocks and starting walking around it
it was so funny and cute
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one day at the grocery store my 6 year old and i were in a huge hurry so all through the store i kept saying come on come on…. then finally at the register really loud my son said mommy do you have to poop? i said no why and he said every time we are in a hurry its because you have to poop…. so funny but so embarrasing
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i dont got kids… but the funniest thing my sister has done is… umm… grab her guitar while i’m listening to rock and start headbanging….hilarious…
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WE HAVE SUPPORT BEAMS IN OUR BASEMENT AND I WAS RUNNING AROUND THEM WITH A LITTLE GIRL. I WENT TO SIT DOWN AND SHE WENT TO RUN AROUND THE BEAM AGAIN BUT ENDED UP RUNNING RIGHT INTO IT FACE FIRST.
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1. My 4 year old daughter walked into a pane glass window at the mall, bounced off of it and fell on her tushy.
2. I was at my cousins house when I was younger and we were preparing to go camping. I was 16 and driving, my cousin was 13. His dad came out before we drove off to our camping destination and was giving us the speech about being careful. He asked my cousin whether he had protection(referring to condoms, sexual protection). My cousin said, "yeah we’re cool dad, we have a tire tool in the trunk" : P
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